Monday, February 27, 2012

What Happens to the Broken Hearted the Most?...They get an Oscar Nominee Consolation Care Package

By Laura Medina






The 2012 "Everyone Wins at the Oscars" Nominees Gift Bag.



After experiencing the ups and downs, the highs and lows of winning one award but not all, winning some but not the Oscar, these current crop of nominees rode a roller coaster of expectations and disappointments.



For those who did not walk off with an Oscar, there is a care package being delivered to their doorsteps right now, easing an aching heart...and exhausted nerves, the 2012 "Everyone Wins at the Oscars" Nominees Gift Bag. The Oscar version of a care package.




Needing a respite from the Tinseltown tilt-a-whirl , the "Everyone Wins at the Oscars" gift bag tosses in a trip to a Premier Tours Elephant Back Safari to Abu Camp in Botswana, represented by this cute stuffed top elephant. This total 180 degrees turn offers a much needed four nights/five days vacation for two, valued at $15,000. Yes, opulent but educational. The nominees will get the chance to watch and learn African wildlife in their natural habitat while riding these gentle giants, staying in a lush resort setting, including all meals, drinks, game viewing activities, and elephant interactions. Remember, this is the Oscars, no roughing it here.







Constant makeovers in heavy High Definition makeup, conscientious dieting and exercising and just plain anxiousness can wreack havoc on your nerves...and skin.



This $70,000 care package has top-of-the line medical and organic skincare to soothe those nerves and breakouts.



Celebrity plastic surgeon, Dr. Garth Fisher included a "BioMed Spa," conveniently packed in a kit so the nominees can have his clinic in their own homes or on set or on that safari.



Think of this as an investment skincare for the next rounds of red carpets and photo ops for the next Awards Season.



This scribe has personally used this gentle peach mask, giving it a test run for the past year, when picked up at another Oscar gifting suite. Through harsh winters and sticky summers, this wholesome mask is neither sticky, gluey, drying, or harsh. Eminence Peach Masque simply just soothes...and the "Twilight" cast agree so, too.

Caroline's 7-Layer Caramel Cake is a great consulation gift for those who want to cocoon and retreat from the Award Season whirlwind. This softens the blow for Oscar nominees.

Yes, the Caroline 7-Layer Caramel Cake is big for one person. It is a perfect pairing for a intimate homecoming party with a Disaronno Cocktail Package. Disaronno will gladly send a mixologist to the nominee's home and help set up a bar and cocktail for the nominee's closest 100 friends. Consulation loves company.




The eco-conscious or home-spun nominee can really appreciate Essential Safe Products' Cooking Set. Paraphasing this down-home scribe's mom, "Give them something they can use."..as in something they can use each and everyday, whether a whipping up an organic meal for a Disaronno Friends & Family party or just fixing a brunch for themselves.

Shaking hands on the red carpet can be a dirty business. Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer dressed their nifty sanitizers in a Swarovski-covered jelly sleeves, making them red carpet-ready to those million-and-one handshakes with fans and tv hosts. Great accessories with those haute couture gowns.

One can tell that these nominees just want to wind down after endless rounds of Hollywood's High Society Season and that emotional roller coaster of "yes," "maybe," and "the award goes to..."



Nominees, like Hugh Jackman, Meryl Streep, Angela Bassett, Dame Helen Mirren, Ron Howard, and Jeremy Renner, love nothing more than a glass of Disaronno with a slice of Caroline's 7-Layer Caramel Cake, relaxing in their wireless, heated Thermarobes and cozy Dearfoam slippers.



(Wo)man's best friend, doggy or kitty, can soften a blow to an Oscar loss...and the $70,000 "Everyone Wins at the Oscars" Gift Bag/care package does not forget them either.

Organic Earthpawz offers a complete set to pamper the nominees' best buddies.



As you can tell, the lush but comforting "Everyone Wins at the Oscars" Gift Bag/care package isn't about glitz and glamour but pampering and nourishing weary souls and soles or giving a much-needed safari holiday away from Tinseltown's hustle and bustle.



This $50,000 consolation gift is time to go home, think of it as a spa within the privacy of one's own home, away from the glare and the flash.



Now...relax...aaaahhhhh. Another reward for all that dedication and hard work.




























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